Dear Santa/Hanukkah Harry/Anyone,

For the Holidays I would love to receive these items for the betterment for our sports culture:
– [ ] Joel Embiid’s foot injected with adamantium

– [ ] A WR that can catch and run routes

– [ ] The Phillies to be relevant

– [ ] The Sixers get a SG, PG, or anything

– [ ] The Flyers to win 20 games in a row

– [ ] The Eagles win a Super Bowl

– [ ] The Eagles win a Conference Championship

– [ ] The Eagles just win

– [ ] The Phillies acquire a +.300 hitter

– [ ] The Phillies win more than 60 games

– [ ] Ben Simmons becomes the second coming of a LeBron/MJ hybrid with a dash of Pistol Pete

– [ ] Simmer makes the All-Star Team

– [ ] Ghost makes an appearance

– [ ] Jahlil Okafor learns how to play defense

– [ ] Nerlens Noel receives hands for gifts

– [ ] Ryan Howard is appreciated for what he’s done in Philly

– [ ] Chase Utley is realized to be a protected hitter in a great lineup and nothing more and nothing less

– [ ] The Philadelphia Union becomes the Real Madrid of MLS

– [ ] Cristiano Ronaldo signs with the Union

– [ ] Allen Iverson to come out of retirement

– [ ] Brian Dawkins to come out of retirement

– [ ] Dougy P to love on some wins

– [ ] Philly Fans to Hate the Process

– [ ] The Rock to run for President

– [ ] Rocky to hype up the Eagles, Sixers, Flyers, and Union

– [ ] Everyone to have a great and awesome holiday!!!!

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